wise words..funny man

• More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
• What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?
• I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
• His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
  
  

Woody Allen